Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I used 15 grams of a skein of Cascade 220 on Kate's leg warmers. It's called 220 because there are 220 yards in the 100 gram skein. 15 x 2.2 = 33, therefor I used 33 yards of the skein, leaving 167 yards for future projects.
That's a good little bit of yarn, so I fearlessly set out to knit a watch cap for another friend with it. The watch cap weighed 72 grams, times 2.2, makes 158.4 yards.
Now to weigh the remaining yarn. 13 grams, times 2.2, makes 28.6 yards.
Let's check for accuracy. 33 + 158.4 + 28.6 = 220 exactly.
Woo-hoo! Math works!
A side question to this is: In my Ravelry stash, should I declare this skein of yarn to be "All used up," or should I let it stay listed with 28.6 yards remaining? It certainly isn't enough for another project, but I don't want to forget I have it -- one never knows when what might come in useful.
This is Willie Nelson.
No, obviously not the country singer with the gray braids.
Willie Nelson is an alpaca. Here's his baby picture.
He's a Utah boy, born and bred, from Blue Moon Ranch.
The lovely skeins of yarn are hand spun from his first sheering. Three skeins, natural Willie color with no dye, and no idea how much yardage.
I have a serious case of yarn lust for these skeins. I pat them, I rub them on my cheeks. I want them! I've been knitting for 22 months now and have yet to knit anything for myself. I deserve this yarn!
The weather is also adding fuel to my yearning. It was 9° out this morning. Never got up to 20° all day. I want a warm cozy for my neck and head. I'd like a tapered scarf, kindof a half scarf, half shawl, that I could flip up over my head like a kerchief or fold down around my neck like a collar.
Do I have enough yarn?
Weigh the three skeins: 59, 61 and 62 grams. Measure 10 yards from one skein, weigh it: 7 grams. Do the math 59 + 61 + 62 = 182 ÷ 7 = 260 total yards. Do it by the skein and I get 84 yards + 87 + 89 = 260 yards - if I spit splice to maximize my yardage.
That's not a lot of yarn. Guess I'd better look for a high mileage lace pattern and plan on frogging my swatch to use in the project.
Wish me luck!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Or you can knot them snug under your chin when the cold wind blows.
If it's a bit warmer out, you can tie the dangles up top for the classic Dutch girl look.
But wait, there's more!
Don't you think the tassels look like puppy ears and tail from the back?
PixelChick asked me to knit her a hat because her ears get cold when she chases wild horses in the winter time. She's a would-be professional photographer, that's why she's chasing wild horses. She surely doesn't want to catch them, just have them smile pretty for the camera.
"What color?" I asked.
"My coat's black, so I guess black," she answered.
Okay, black... I never quite understood my Mom's reaction for so many years when I told her I wanted black mittens -- Mom knits the best mittens in the world. I lose mittens like it's my avocation, so Mom's knit me a bizillion over the years. Now that I knit, I understand her "Are you sure you wouldn't like some other color?" It ain't easy to see all those little stitches on black, plus it just doesn't have a whole lot of pizzazz.
So I munged it around in my head trying to think of a way to make black more interesting.
Hmmm... PixelChick has a cocker spaniel. More accurately, she is owned by a cocker spaniel. She is a devoted slave to a cocker spaniel. She has cocker spaniel themed everything.
The dog is black and white. Cold ears. Stranded color work -- if you can call B&W color.
Now we're getting some place.
So I scribbled around until I came up with the concept drawing. An ear flap hat with a parade of cockers around the circumference.
How many stitches do I have to work with? Measure the head, make the swatch, get gauge, do the math. How to do the cocker spaniels so that they're recognizable? First draw some simple cocker outlines then translate them to graph paper.
But regular graph paper has square holes and knitting stitches are wider than they are tall. I've done my swatch, I know my gauge -- go to that Japanese web site and print out some knitting graph paper. (Pay attention gentle readers, this is an excellent resource, http://www.tata-tatao.to/knit/e-index.html.) Draw cockers on graph paper.
Knit them puppies.
Note what works and what doesn't.
One of the things that doesn't work is my eyes.
Draw the dang thing bigger. Figure out how to do the ear flaps without seams. I'm not real fond of seams.
Now... Start Knitting.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
And I'll probably have SEX while I'm gone too! I'm planning to hit the Southeastern Animal Fiber Fair Sunday morning while the Parents are at church. (Each of us should worship in his or her own way.)
S.E.X. = Stash Enhancing eXpedition, such a titillating acronym.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Last night they went to the birthday girls. They are leg warmers for the charter members of the Friday Afternoon Hiking Club. I shall blog about the creative process within the next day or so.
Friday, September 25, 2009
When I was 15 months old, I told my Gramma that the only thing I wanted for Christmas was a black teddy bear -- not a brown bear, not a panda bear, a Black bear. She searched the entire Detroit metro area and finally found one. I loved my Gramma and I love my Ted Bear. When I was a kid, one of my favorite books was The Velveteen Rabbit because Ted Bear had been loved into "real" and every kid in the neighborhood knew it. (You too can probably tell by how smooshed and worn from kisses his nose is.)
I have my Gramma's good sterling flatware and a lovely eggshell thin porcelain sugar and creamer set, which are both very fine, but not a patch on my Ted. You can't cuddle cutlery.
Hmm... Today's blog entry didn't go where I thought it would. I was going to make a snotty remark about saccharine subjects, but then I thought about my Gramma. She died before I turned five and I missed her horribly. I was totally disconsolate until my Aunt Mary, her oldest daughter, assured me that we could send her oranges in heaven.
Sometimes I wonder if the reason she shines so perfect in my memory is because she died before I was old enough to see her feet of clay. They say that everybody has them. But I don't think that she did. She was perfect.
I like the subtle gradations of the Cascade 220 yarn (9872-Thunder) color way. This picture is pretty accurate.
The finished bowl was almost nine inches in diameter and quite floppy. I tried it on as a hat and it looked very silly, though vaguely Elizabethan. The contrasting Manos silk blend showed strongly against the dark wool.
After two cycles in the washer on hot-hot-hot, it was still pretty limp, so I ran it through once more for a total felting time of about 28 minutes. At some point in the third cycle, it felted. It felted like a yurt. (I think that's going to be my felting motto.)
It came out smaller than I expected, about six and a half inches in diameter, with creases in the bottom where the Möbius twists pulled at the structure of the bowl. I stuffed it with a saucer for shape and a couple of dry cleaner bags for bulk and let it dry overnight.
The felted Battle Bowl lost most of the lovely color spectrum and the Manos felted right into the wool, showing very little. I think it looks like a rock.
But that's okay, the Engineer is getting it and he works in geoscience, so it's apropos.
- Use larger needles next time for a looser fabric. I think this may decrease the pumpkin-like appearance of the bottom of the bowl.
- Brighter colors, more contrast between body and rim of bowl - so much of that was lost in the felting.
- Manos Del Uruguay Silk Blend felts easily, but the gleam of the silk is lost in the process - so don't felt it.
- Pin it out on a blocking board in the first place instead of turning into a screaming maniac trying to pick up the stitches freehand.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Saturday night I waited until the Engineer was snoring; I didn't want him to witness the full and ugly wroth of GrumpoGirl. I seized the monstrous Möbius, yarn, ball, needle and all, and frog marched it into the antique bedroom. I turned on the bright overhead light and whipped out a big box of T-pins.
"You're going down!" I snarled.
I pulled my blocking boards out from under the bed. What color would be most intimidating?
Blue or green? No good. Those are soothing colors of nature (plus poor contrast against the dark gray of the Möbius.)
Red - the color of blood! But would that subdue a bloodless, mindless hunk of yarn? I thought not.
Yellow - bile and venom! (and good contrast.) The choice was made.
I slammed the Möbius twist down on the board and stabbed it with the first pin, then held it, spread pentagrammed, against the poison yellow board as I rammed pin after pin into its unresisting i-cord bind off.
Panting, I leaned back and surveyed the splayed knitting before me.
The Möbius was helpless before me, but I feared if I removed a single pin it would contort again. I pulled out my orange crochet hook.
"If you so much as twitch, I'll sharpen the tip of this and show no mercy..."
Then I thrust the crochet hook through the loops of yarn, picking up stitches and transferring them to the following circular needle, cackling like a demented woman as I worked.
(No pictures illustrating these dreadful doings, this is, after all, a G rated blog.)
When all the stitches were on the cable needle, I pulled out the T-pins, one by one, chortling and drooling with each tug of cold metal. Then I knit. I knit six rounds and posed the tamed Möbius on the rack of its yellow blocking board to document my triumph, stark in the 60 cycle per second illumination of the overhead fluorescent light.
(Can you tell I've been reading a rather violent fantasy novel? Do you think it might have influenced or inflamed me at all?)
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
I picked up the stitches as directed and knit away.
After a few rounds, I realized I'd done something wrong because it was coming out all twisted. Darn!
So I studied my mess and noticed that some stitches had been picked up from one side (does that have any meaning on a Möbius topology?) and some on the other. Ah, well, that must have been my mistake.
Tore it all out and started again, making sure that I picked up from the same "side" this time.
It still came out all twisty.
Okay, I muttered to myself, must have been because I was watching a video (Billy Elliot) as I was trying to do the deed and paying insufficient attention.
Frogged that puppy again.
Picked up the stitches again. Twisty, twisty, twisty - froggy, froggy, froggy - try again.
Knit another half dozen rounds.
It looked like an acrobat going through some pretty intense moves, so I frogged it and tried again.
Still twisty - and it was almost 4:00 a.m.
Ouch! I had to pick the Engineer up at the airport at 9:00 the next morning, so I stuffed the yarn contortion into my knitting bag and tucked myself into bed for three hours of sleep.
I did get an hour's nap between picking up my Beloved and going to class, but I was not (to put it delicately) in tip-top mental condition when I arrived at Blazing Needles.
One of the other students had finished her bowl, in multiple colors, no less. Cynthia, the owner of Blazing Needles, modeled it as a hat. It looked quite Elizabethan. Then it went into the shop washer for felting. It came out three cycles later looking marvelous.
Poo, I wanted to felt my bowl too.
"Liat, what have I done wrong?"
"You've picked up the stitches wrong, you're going to have to pull it all out."
She gave me further instructions. I replied, "But that's what I've been doing."
Ripped it out again, the yarn was looking a little shopworn, and started again. Are you counting? This was start number five (5!)
Evil Language! Frogged it again.
Liat laid it out carefully on the table for me and once again told me how to pick up the stitches. I was muttering and cussing under my breath.
Try number six. My eyes were crossing. I couldn't focus on the stitches.
My growling and cussing was no longer subvocal. I tore out the errant stitches with unnecessary vigor.
Liat offered to pick up the stitches for me. I wanted to do it myself so that I would learn, but I also wanted to get the dang thing done, so I told her to go ahead.
She flattened it out on the table and looked it over. It wouldn't flatten properly.
She turned it over and tried to flattened it out again. It wouldn't flatten.
She examined it carefully and announced, "I think you have six twists in it. It won't work."
I took the monster Möbius back and threatened to throw the whole mess at the rapidly spinning yarn twaddler just to see in which direction it would fly when it hit.
Liat pointed out that might mess up the lovely peacock colored silk that was being twaddled.
I restrained myself.
So I decided to make the smaller bowl to try Magic Looping a Möbius. You can probably guess how much success I had with that...
GrumpoGirl reared her ugly head and snarled at the universe. How embarrassing. She's supposed to stay hidden from view at all times. Never show her face in public. I followed Liat out to her car after class and apologized. Liat was gracious. Thank you Liat.
But now it's getting late and this post is getting too long. I'm going to finish this sordid story tomorrow night.
(So who you think is gunna win this battle - GrumpoGirl or the Monster Möbius?)
It's no secret that I think the Möbius topology is fascinating and that I really enjoy messing around with it, So when Liat, who designed a totally cool Möbius bowl, taught a class on it at my LYS, Blazing Needles, I presented myself on Saturday afternoon with cable needle at the ready. I was all set to turn out a good looking bowl like Liat's. These three (and the photo) are hers.
First thing she taught was Cat Bordhi's Möbius cast on. I'd already learned that from the video on YouTube, but refreshers are always welcome. It seems a little weird at first, but once you get into the rhythm, those stitches just swing onto your needle.
Then comes the hard part -- counting how many stitches you've actually cast on. I'm not good at that part. I think it has something to do with being a klutz and trying to hang on to the needle and the yarn and count all at the same time.
After that Liat showed us another hard part; getting four more twists into the Möbius.
Okay, putting the extra twists in wasn't hard. Making sure they actually were there and that there were as many and no more than wanted, that was the hard part. The klutz factor again.
I put the twists in and Liat checked them out. I was good to go,
Knit, knit, knit.
Did something wrong.
Frog, frog, frog.
Knit, knit, knit.
Looks good this time.
The last part of the first class was doing an i-cord bind off. I really liked that.
Here's what my embryonic bowl looked like at the end of the first class:
P.S. You can visit Liat's web site, or Ravelry, to get a copy of her bowl pattern.
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Engineer suggests throwing them into the trash can.
You know that within a week after throwing something out, it's going to be needed in a very urgent way. Besides, if my Mom was dead, it would make her spin in her grave. (Fortunately, she's alive and bouncing off the walls like a ping-pong ball.)
I do have some uses for the remnants:
- Tie up hair (or other things) when it's getting in the way.
- Use instead of ribbon when wrapping small packages.
- Keep some of the shorter left-overs in a baggie in my knitting bag -- especially cotton yarn, it's good for provisional cast-ons.
- Use as contrast color/texture in new projects.
- Test out new techniques/stitches instead of ruining part of a new skein.
- Stick in plastic bags and save forever - this is the most commonly done.
My sewing machine is in the basement along with all the rest of my sewing gear. To sew a button on his pants, I not only have to remember to do it in the first place, I have to remember to go downstairs and get the stuff to do it with and not get distracted before getting back upstairs to actually do it.
Then, of course, there's the problem of finding the right color of thread. Or to be more accurate when trying to match the Engineer's wardrobe, the right colorless of thread. He goes in for such stimulating shades as taupe, khaki, beige, putty, etc.
So I decided to make up an upstairs sewing box.
I had an empty stationary box with a magnetic clasp on the lid (way cool, that's why I bought the stationary, I liked the way the lid thunked shut) and filled it up with the necessaries. JoAnn's was selling thread for a dollar a spool, so I bought a selection of drab colors along with a box of straight pins, a packet of needles and a pair of embroidery scissors and put them into my little box. It fits into the drawer of my nightstand. I wanted a pin cushion too, but all of the ones at the store were too big to fit in my cool box.
Then the light bulb went off. I got out the remains from the Technicolor Dragon Skin Scarf. Though it was only a couple of yards, it was already rolled into a bitty center-pull ball. I went at it with my felting needle. With only one shallow stab wound and minimal cussing, I ended up with a lovely little pincushion.
Still looks like a ball of yarn, but it's one fairly solid mass; it won't unwind.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Kool-Aid yarn number two came out even nicer than number one, partially, I'm sure, because I much prefer saturated colors to pastels.
But what the heck to do with my masterpieces?
If Kate wasn't allergic to wool, I would probably have knit her something from it. She did drool just a wee bit over it. But it's 100% wool and kinda scratchy to boot. She's a friend, and I can't have her itching to death.
Then I remembered a vest I'd seen at one of the Yarn Quest stores; a vest I'd liked enough that I'd actually spent $5 on buying a copy of the pattern even though it would have cost $80 to knit using the suggested bulky alpaca yarn.
Hmmm... Maybe if I knit with strands of both yarns held together it might be bulky enough. Added advantage: knitting it with two different skeins should break up any potential pooling or striping.
Sounded good, so I knit a swatch. The gauge came out to about four stitches per inch instead of three, so I cast on 33% more stitches to compensate and away I knit.
And knit some more.
I really like the way the fabric came out; the colors meshed better than I'd anticipated. It sure as heck doesn't look like it was dyed with something as fluorescent as Kool-Aid.
I'm the queen of cutting it close. I ran out of the lighter yarn half way through casting off, so I spit spiced the other end of the dark yarn to the tail end of the light yarn and bound off with that doubled. After I sewed the side seams, I had all of about five feet of yarn left. (And, yes, I did hyperventilate more than a little while finishing up.)
Once the object was finished, it went onto the back of the best (and most obliging) model ever for documenting.
She even wore her own top secret sun glasses so I didn't have to Photoshop them in.
(Thanks KC, you're a pip!)
- If you cast on 33% more stitches, you'd darn well better have more than 10% over the suggested yardage to start with.
- Holding one's breath and crossing all appendages can help.
- If I do it again with doubled worsted weight, I will cast on 200 stitches, go down one needle size in the middle section, make all of the sections a little bit longer, and have lots more yarn to start with -- say at least 66% over what's called for of both yarn strands.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I like this darker dye job better than the pastel one from last month, but if I do it again will use still more packets of Kool-Aid. The one area that I thought might be insufficiently covered, where I added the impromptu purple grape, was not covered. Ah well, dye and learn. I will use maybe 20 or so packets of Kool-Aid next time, make the brown with food coloring and orange Kool-Aid and reinforce the blue. I'll also use a chopstick to gently smish the yarn around to increase the mechanical penetration of the edible dyestuffs.
Of course, the real test of the dye jobs' success will be in the knitting. Cross fingers.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
This time I used a skein of Lion Brand Fisherman's Wool in Oatmeal shade instead of the creamy colored Natural and used a lot more Kool-Aid and food coloring. In fact, I was so generous with my sprinkling that I ran out of blue and green and used purple up one side of the second layer.
I did the first layer much as previously: poured a long "S" of brown food coloring from lower right to upper left corner and sprinkled two packs of orange Kool-Aid over top of it. Instead of straight blue Kool-Aid, I used blue food coloring diluted with white vinegar (and a pack of blue Kool-Aid thrown in for good measure) to outline the brown on one side and sprinkled green Kool-Aidon the other. Then I flopped the second half of the yarn over top and sprinkled on the rest of my blue and green Kool-Aid, for a total of two packets orange, six blue and five green.
Whereupon I decided I needed more colorant and mixed up some green food coloring with vinegar and poured it over the lower left quadrant. And decided it still looked a little scant and added two packs of purple Kool-Aid up the left edge - 'cause I was all out of blue and green.
About a gallon of very hot water with two packs of yellow Kool-Aid added (for brightness) was poured over the mess in the Pyrex pan.
I gently smooshed everything down and stretched plastic wrap over the pan. Then on to the cement for cooking in the bright sunlight all afternoon.
Can't wait to see how this skein develops. Cross your fingers for the blue coming out okay, but I think it looks pretty good so far...
P.S. The Engineer's in Saudi Arabia this week, so I get to do messy stuff. ; ) Didn't really make any mess at all anyway, I forgot to use gloves and this was all the more colorful my fingers came out:
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Once I recover from traveling with my BelovedSpousalUnit, I will try to soothe out the rough spots on my soul by sitting on the creek bank and going with the flow.
E- you again in a week or so.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Be chauffeured around by a fine and excellent friend while yarn questing -- such a loverly friend who wins the grand prize and insists on sharing.
Done. (July 25)
Go buy more yarn for when she gets better.
Done. (July 24)
Just for the heck of it, dye some yarn with Kool-Aid.
Done. (July 29)
Abandon the multicolor baby blanket that requires juggling five skeins of yarn.
Done, sadly and temporarily. Baby's due in September, so I'd better get back on it soon!
Knit on little projects that don't strain the shoulder.
A. Napkin rings - eight down, four to go. B. GoatGuy's scarf - half done. C. The Snakelace - knitting's done, now to make a head and tail for it. (The head it has now, I drew and pasted on in Photoshop.)
And last, and definitely least, ignore the blogging.